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> Dear Diary, or Lucius dies a lot.
Harvey Birdman
post Feb 16 2015, 07:06 AM
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Dear Diary,

ONE

Started the day extremely optimistic. Heh. Callidus chunks everywhere. Who brings 2 frigging Contemptors? White Scars, thatís who. Bike Captain promises to challenge me. Shouts ďLOL JOKESĒ and nukes my squad from orbit and I die to boltguns.

Jerk.

TWO

Orks? No worries, Iíll just SIEZED???? Get off me!! Oh hey Ghazghkull. Splat.

THREE

More Jerk Scars. These ones wear cardboard armour though. And shoot rubber bullets. The biker dude still wonít fight me. Seventeen whirlwinds to the face. Huh. Iím not dead. Scott seems pissed for some reason. STOP KICKING ME

FOUR

The single worst Eldar general in the universe is tearing my army to pieces. I canít kill 5 dark eldar. Or stab a warlock. At all. HOW DID YOU GET THE SPOON WITH THIS LIST CLAY? WHY IS THAT WRAITHLORD JUST A LEG?

FIVE

I KILLED FRIGGING DANTE IN A FRIGGING CHALLENGE WITH LUCIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUCK THAT LAW OF AVERAGES!!!!!! And then a land speeder shot me. With a heavy flamer.



Thank you to five guys who made my weekend awesome.

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post Feb 16 2015, 07:21 AM
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From the numerous times hes died in battle and ive achieved 2 things worst eldar player ever and the spoon


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post Feb 16 2015, 07:50 AM
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I can't count the times the "I am just a leg" wraith lord has killed my Warboss.

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post Feb 16 2015, 12:23 PM
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