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post Oct 29 2010, 04:28 PM
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No smack talk threads that I've found, noone talking themselves up... This is an absolute disgrace!!! So here's the start!!!

@ Hoen... relying on filth to get you over th line aint gonna work this time buddy!!! Shame you opted for list strength over legitimate tactics!!!

@ Leopold... Left the rats at home that got you to the Masters in the first place!!! Just not a great executive decision there mate... 2k could have given you a HPA & 2 WLCs!!! FOR SHAME!!!

@ Cousens... Dude... If you want I can write your list for your next tourney... Or mouse can... I'm assuming you just wanted to give someone else a masters birth... Pity there isn't a sports award at the event...

@ Jarvie... Tough break getting rained out tomorrow and passing on your Masters chance

@ Hannes... Prepare to remain in the position of 2nd highest TWAT... I'll be finishing well above you buddy!


So stoked I've got my lizards ready to rock... Haven't you all heard they're near unbeatable this ed!!! YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE!!!

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(Just thought this site needs some light hearted banter)


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post Oct 29 2010, 04:39 PM
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I think if you're gonna talk all this #### about lists you could at least post your own mate.

oh and TWATs represent!


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post Oct 29 2010, 05:20 PM
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Ben Leopold - Should have stuck with the Skaven. Will spend all weekend saying 'Powerscroll! 13th Spell! ####... don't have it...' and crying himself to sleep on p42 of the Skaven army book.

Nick Hoen - Pft who let this guy in? Suffice to say, without the Bloodcrutches he's got as much chance of winning as getting it on with Staks. Which is to say, about a 4% chance.

Staks - It was a one tric k list before, now its a half trick list without the Powerscroll... Going down kiddo...

Pete, Ben M and Alex - Using identical lists will have identical chances - no chance after the comp hitting! Plus, they're all Hamptoners and we know the HGC is allergic to comped tournaments...

Dom - Warriors, come out and plaaay... If only he wasn't so busy freaking out over his students exam results, he might stand a chance. Watch him tremble like a leaf in a leaf vac as the stress of teaching high school kids catches up to him.

Sedgey - Even lizards aren't going to help, we're playing Blood and Glory. It's hard to win in half a player turn...

Hannes - After the smacking my Warriors gave you, I'd just give up now. Serisouly though, how are you going to deal with 100 Grave Guard - because that's what you're going to be playing! I rigged the draw already...

Me - What was I thinking? Is it to late to resubmit a list? Ah well, spoon, meet gunfight! (Though I suppose it's too late to comp campaign...).

The winner will be Warhammer. Also, Brad Morin will win the side event. He has won the last 2 tourneys he's played in Vic, why would this one be any different?


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post Oct 29 2010, 08:38 PM
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i will &*(^ you all up with my 0 comp list...


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post Oct 29 2010, 09:05 PM
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Sedgy you nuffie - I have a mates wedding on tomorrow so I couldn't go regardless. Would you like me to draw you a picture of it? biggrin.gif

Seeing how I'm not playing tomorrow I'll have a crack at the rundown:

Staks: #1 over-rated player in Australian Warhammer. Been playing O+G for years and still rubbish at playing them. With his one trick *cough* Powerscroll *cough* gone, he'll go back to his renown 'Compaline' bounce at the end to leapfrog from #10 on BP to come third.

Dom: Dropped the darkies to take the 'comp friendly' WoC. Given I beat him tonight with my first game with a new army, he could come 22nd in a 10 man field.

Cousens: Having a crack at the Vic Masters. When he doesn't win, he'll pull his ETC 2009 trick and go and try and qualify for NSW/ACT / SA / QLD / Samoa to get a Masters birth. However, he is still a ranga and therefore has no chance.

Hannes: Still playing woodies and has done well to make the event. Pity he is the token Geelong invite, and will do as well as thier football team in the 1st half of this years Preliminary Final (ie, not well)

Ben M / Peter / Alex: The HGC vampire brains trust. As their lists are so similar, will be comp'ed out of contention by having to overcome getting 0/35 for comp. Thats a lot of battle to make back up smile.gif

Ben L: Not playing skaven at the masters. When he realises that he no longer has the 13th spell or HPA to win games for him, he will struggle to beat Staks on BP.

Hoen: What can you say? Always performs well away from Victoria, so if he wins might give the Masters a shake. Pity he is playing the Victorian Masters tomorrow. Plus, when was the last time the German's won anything war-related?

Sedgey: Only person I know to give Staks a run for his money in the over-rated stakes. However, he has actually learnt a couple of things in the past year or so - but then again a million monkeys with a million type-writers could write 'War and Peace'

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post Oct 29 2010, 10:29 PM
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QUOTE(jarveg @ Oct 29 2010, 10:05 PM) *

Staks: #1 over-rated player in Australian Warhammer. Been playing O+G for years and still rubbish at playing them. With his one trick *cough* Powerscroll *cough* gone, he'll go back to his renown 'Compaline' bounce at the end to leapfrog from #10 on BP to come third.


Lol smile.gif Hardly over-rated Dale, I would say not rated at all smile.gif With the exception of you as surprisingly you consider me to be rated by others. I guess you must be my number 1 fan! However this is understandable considering I have won our last 20,000 games against each other armata_PDT_36.gif

You heard it here first guys -

1st Cousens
2nd Johannes
3rd Staks



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Exactly Staks - no-one rates you, but that STILL makes you Australia's #1 Over-rated player. Thats how craptastic your Warhammer skills really are!
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post Oct 29 2010, 11:40 PM
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Is the Masters being decided on comp then?

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1st Cousens
2nd Johannes
3rd Some dude... who is this guy anyway?


Thanks for the vote of comfidence - watch me fail your expectations...


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post Oct 30 2010, 07:53 AM
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this thread makes me happy


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post Oct 30 2010, 08:00 AM
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Exactly Staks - no-one rates you, but that STILL makes you Australia's #1 Over-rated player. Thats how craptastic your Warhammer skills really are!


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post Oct 30 2010, 08:29 AM
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QUOTE(Staks @ Oct 29 2010, 11:29 PM) *


You heard it here first guys -

1st Cousens
2nd Johannes
3rd Staks


Not a chance!!! Clearly you're brutally deliousional Staks! I'm with you cousy, does Staks think it is just based on comp scores or something?

Podium will be-

1st Spiller (to back up his axemaster efforts)
2nd Hoen (will go undefeated but get dragged back by comp)
3rd Sedgey (cos it's my predictions, and i do what i want)

Oh, Jarvie... First thread it was cricket, now it's a wedding... Why don't you admit to a quivering fear of performing on the big stage, and that due to this fear, you wouldn't have shown up regardless of when it was held!

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post Oct 30 2010, 10:18 AM
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QUOTE(sedgey @ Oct 30 2010, 09:29 AM) *

Not a chance!!! Clearly you're brutally deliousional Staks! I'm with you cousy, does Staks think it is just based on comp scores or something?

Podium will be-

1st Spiller (to back up his axemaster efforts)
2nd Hoen (will go undefeated but get dragged back by comp)
3rd Sedgey (cos it's my predictions, and i do what i want)

Oh, Jarvie... First thread it was cricket, now it's a wedding... Why don't you admit to a quivering fear of performing on the big stage, and that due to this fear, you wouldn't have shown up regardless of when it was held!

Cheers,
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Sedgey i'll be very surprised if any of those podium. Spiller has clearly taken the weakest VC list will be hoping he doesn't draw the other Vamp players. Nick Hoen has become Mr Crutches over the past 12 months. Once upon a time he played TK, Hiigh Elves and Warriors. Now it's all about Darkies and Bloodthirsters. And to quote Nick Hoen last week "I'm not really the competitive type" bahahahahaha. And you Sedgey? Well this is your chance to prove yourself. Are you bringing your 3G laptop with you so Bobo can guide you through how to play via skype? smile.gif

Good luck all! smile.gif

See you in 45!

I'll try and post up round by round results for anyone interested.

Oh and for a rough sample of the lists -

Ben Morrison - 40 grave guard drakenhof, 40 strong ghoul blcoks vampire list
Pete Spiller - Caster lord, 40 grave guard no drakenhoff
Alex McDonald - 35 Ghouls, powerscroll vamps, wraiths
Nick Hoen - Bloodthirster, khorne daemon army
Chris Cousens - High Elves pretty standard, lots of eagles, magic heavy
Ben Leopeold - High Elves, lots of swordmasters, magic heavy
Staks - Orcs and Goblins, 2 lords both of foot, fozzrik's Fortress
Dom Holloway - Warriors of Chaos, mixed list, pretty standard but has taken lots of support in fast cav and dogs
Sedgey - Ethereal flying Slann, lots of skinks, krox, death magic
Johannes, Wood Elves, pretty standard with treekin and treeman


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Exactly Staks - no-one rates you, but that STILL makes you Australia's #1 Over-rated player. Thats how craptastic your Warhammer skills really are!
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post Oct 30 2010, 10:39 AM
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GO STAKS I ALWAYS BACK THE UNDERDOG!!!!!!!


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post Oct 30 2010, 01:11 PM
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Round 1 done

sedgey 15.75 -cousens 4.25
Johannes 20 - Alex mcdonald 0
Pete spiller 16.5 - Dom holloway 3.5
staks 13.5 - Ben leopold 6.5
Ben Morrison 19.5 - nick hoen 0.5


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WOOOOOOO Bring it home Staks!!!!!!!!!!!! armata_PDT_36.gif


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post Oct 30 2010, 01:21 PM
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some very interesting results


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post Oct 30 2010, 01:41 PM
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Looking at those vamp lists....ouch. Glad the
Masters has 35% comp smile.gif


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Come on Alex, bunny run from now on smile.gif


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QUOTE(stryder @ Oct 30 2010, 01:41 PM) *

Looking at those vamp lists....ouch. Glad the
Masters has 35% comp smile.gif



Haha that's exactly what I was thinkin mate armata_PDT_37.gif


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post Oct 30 2010, 03:47 PM
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Round 2 done, johannes scores his second massacre against VC, he looks hard to catch from here!

Cousens 17.5 - staks 2.5
johannes 20 - Ben Morrison 0
Alex mcdonald 19.75 - Nick hoen 0.25
Dom holloway 16.5 - Ben leopold 3.5
Peter spiller 18.25 - sedgey 1.75


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Exactly Staks - no-one rates you, but that STILL makes you Australia's #1 Over-rated player. Thats how craptastic your Warhammer skills really are!
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Johannis on fire! Either woodies are awesome or johannis has cracked them and is feeding his dryads steroids!


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