titans smack talk, coz its due Options

[trigger happy]

Well about 2 days ago i thought my team would struggle a bit but after seeing all the lists and teams its safe to say we are going to win.

lol at all the dark eldar players with their little soggy paper planes. What's the matter space gimps? couldn't steal a rhino?

Draigo and Paladin GK lists???? lucky its no comp and you never see tons of high str weapons at that type of event.

space wolves with triple long fangs, Pfft. What's the problem with the space mutt codex? does it only have one page?

i think my team may have to take its foot off the pedal just so that we don't table people in three turns and then have to sit around listening to 4 other players sobbing until the next game starts.





Disclaimer; this post is probably not approved by my captain.

[J.McGowan]

Dnt worry dave. ill match u up aganist schirmer again ill even give u some tissues

[westwood]

Hey look, seeing some of these lists I feel like Im bringing a knife to a gunfight.....

If only I had put blind grenades on my GM..... Best 5pts in the codex.....

[Onehandedorgy]

you talk a big talk for a man who nearly got tabled playing against deamons with your grey knights. Isn't that an army that your list is designed to smash? Interesting....

Pfft. Wes i wouldn't be scared. Most of their lists are crapola. We got this. Now i have to get my captains hat. And some spare storage for my trophy. Wes i'd put yours on the mantle as well.

[Roundtooit]

Well about 2 days ago i thought my team would struggle a bit but after seeing all the lists and teams its safe to say we are going to win.

Your list vs my List......3 turns...I win

lol at all the dark eldar players with their little soggy paper planes. What's the matter space gimps? couldn't steal a rhino?

Draigo and Paladin GK lists???? lucky its no comp and you never see tons of high str weapons at that type of event.

More GK's

space wolves with triple long fangs, Pfft. What's the problem with the space mutt codex? does it only have one page?

Guess so

i think team Noobs may have to take its foot off the pedal just so that we don't table people in three turns and then have to sit around listening to 4 other players sobbing until the next game starts.
Disclaimer; this post is probably not approved by my captain.

Fixed that for you

[trigger happy]

You may have beaten my list in 3 turns rod, but don't forget it was a muppet using it. The half wit picked re-roll 1's to wound vs a tank army.

[Roundtooit]

Dammit dont tell every one my secret........

[trigger happy]

you talk a big talk for a man who nearly got tabled playing against deamons with your grey knights. Isn't that an army that your list is designed to smash? Interesting....

Yeah yeah yeah, blah blah blah. Don't forget to bring your towel so you can throw it in turn 4 as usual.

[Earendil the Dark]

Hmmmm.....Dave, you had a go at DE first. Interesting. Something about not being able to steal a rhino instead of flying around in their venoms and raiders.

Basically you are saying that a person who is eating steak should throw it away and try and get a mouldy sandwich from somewhere (maybe a mouldy potato ).

Anyway good to see a thread like this up and running. Makes the tourny more fun when some people have to eat their words (mouldy sandwiches) post tournament. I hope my steak tastes good!!!

PS: Bourbon has made me cryptic for some reason tonight.

See you all soon, especially you DAVID!!!!!!!!!

[horus]

I wonder whose day will be ruined by my saint and her bunch of girls..

[J.McGowan]

I wonder whose day will be ruined by my saint and her bunch of girls..

i got you covered

[horus]

Ill see you coming from a mile away

[Onehandedorgy]

Yeah yeah yeah, blah blah blah. Don't forget to bring your towel so you can throw it in turn 4 as usual.

Not usual if it happens once. And that was turn 5 btw....

[YogoZuno]

Disclaimer; this post is probably not approved by my captain

It wasn't pre-approved, but I sure got a laugh

[glynaynsley]

Worst smack talk ever.

I can tell your eye sight is getting bad Dave, I'm pretty sure you just submitted your comp list, which says something about your comp list or your just delusional. I prefer the latter.
I would also be afraid of your team .... slightly, IF anyone on your team was actually any good.

As for the rest of you, did anyone plan your teams out? You do realise this is a team event not just throw your army in a bucket with glue and see what sticks.

If Rob can hold onto his pants I'm pretty confident that none of the other teams hold a threat.

[Chevynova]

If Rob can hold onto his pants I'm pretty confident that none of the other teams hold a threat.

Well, you guys are pretty much done then.

[westwood]

We're team Numpty, planning is way out of the equation.

[trigger happy]

What happened Mr kerr? did you get all confident when you only seen 1 Necron list?

i find it amusing you are putting any faith in rob when his no comp guard can't win games at a comp event.

On the plus side though there is no painting scores for you to bring your team down with. If you want any tips on how to paint a decent looking GK army just let me know.

[raven0470]

Well, you guys are pretty much done then.

i find it amusing you are putting any faith in rob when his no comp guard can't win games at a comp event.

You both know I do read this sometimes, and it's not very offen that I'll agree with Blair, but I'm pretty sure that both Dave and Glenn are right, I'm a has been to the core!

[trigger happy]

Not much point in smack talk if the recipient dosent know about it. So yeah i know you read this.