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post Jul 20 2010, 09:54 PM
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That's right I now have all the High Lords of Terra Trophies as hostages if OUR Demands aren't met we will loose 1 trophy per hour until they are!!!!

List of demands are as follows----
1 All Queenslanders are to be given full comp scores
2 All rules that Queenslanders state are true and only work for Qlder's
3 All Queenslanders are to be given free food and drinks while at Lords
4 All Queenslanders get full painting scores
5 All Queenslanders get full sportsman-ship points
6 All Queenslanders get full theme points
7 All Queenslanders get full battle points
More to follow


If proof of life is needed I will post pictures on request biggrin.gif
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post Jul 20 2010, 09:59 PM
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Didn't you hear? Alex is running this like Golf. Lowest score wins.

So all Demands met.
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post Jul 20 2010, 10:01 PM
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hmmf, pics or it didn't happen! tongue.gif

Has to be with a current White Dwarf or we will know you faked it.

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I'm thinking we'd best accomodate these demands, I want trophies to give out. besides, just because we give the Queenslanders full marks doesn't stop me from giving non-Queenslanders beyond full marks - so our victor will be on 125% or so, while Raven enjoy's his 100% along with the Wooden Spoon holder - SHHH - Don't let on to my trick, it's a secret, so play along with the terrorists until they start to trust us, then pounce! wink.gif


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post Jul 20 2010, 10:26 PM
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*pounce*


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too soon?


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post Jul 20 2010, 10:49 PM
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Pounce eh? Well, it isn't a Raven, but it will do.

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post Jul 20 2010, 11:02 PM
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You should have the two most important trophies by now anyway Alex.

What more do they want?


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post Jul 20 2010, 11:08 PM
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Hmm, I wonder what edge the Queenslanders lost that they have to resort to trophy-napping to feel like they have a chance. tongue.gif

(Dammit Starfire, now I feel like watching the Lion King.)


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post Jul 20 2010, 11:11 PM
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post Jul 21 2010, 06:04 AM
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i don't understand the hostage demands, i thought the qld players were getting all the trophies anyway? huh.gif

oh, and by the way alex and mark, did you remember to tell the panel that i was not from QLD? i have been practicing my mexican accent for during the games, will eat nothing but taco's and i am trying to find a sombrero but all can find so far are hats with bloody wine bottle corks tied to them. i have to admit though that i will not be going through with the lobotomy, but hopefully the natives will just think that i am unusually handsome and intelligent and leave it at that without getting too suspicious. armata_PDT_12.gif
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post Jul 21 2010, 06:45 AM
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Bloody hell, mexican mixed with the usual garble! Not expecting any of your games to get past deployment as you and your opponent do a really wierd version of "Who's on first" trying to work out which side to deploy on.


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post Jul 21 2010, 08:43 AM
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Allow all demands to be met so that all the Qlders are in equal 1st place then require a battle royale where the last one still alive wins, if they are all dead prizes revert to the next players in line, if there is still a tie start the process again.


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post Jul 21 2010, 09:02 AM
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Let the Queenslanders have the trophies...

They'll be about as meaningful as the premiership rings given to the Melbourne Storm.
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post Jul 21 2010, 09:14 AM
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With the free drinks bit, if they get them can we require them to drink a shot of something with a high methanol content every time they kill an enemy model?

and then have them face a horde army with 100+ models


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post Jul 21 2010, 12:40 PM
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QUOTE(Mono @ Jul 21 2010, 09:14 AM) *

With the free drinks bit, if they get them can we require them to drink a shot of something with a high cyanide content every time they kill an enemy model?



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post Jul 21 2010, 12:46 PM
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With my version they go blind so no bodies to clean up and we can explain it away as "he chose poorly"


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post Jul 21 2010, 12:59 PM
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With Alex's we just have to quote "Drinking Kills." That'll satisfy the authorities... Plus they're from QLD, like anyone would miss them =p.


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post Jul 21 2010, 01:47 PM
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the desperate ploys of the desperate -

Rule 101 of hostage negotiation - never give in to the demands





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post Jul 21 2010, 01:59 PM
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QUOTE(Nzarra @ Jul 21 2010, 11:47 AM) *

Rule 101 of hostage negotiation - never give in to the demands


I always thought it was "The hostages are expendable."

Same thing really tongue.gif


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"Shoot the Hostage" - simplify the problem and take away the enemy's advantage!

A la "Speed" smile.gif

Except in that movie they aimed for the hostage, I suggest the glassware won't take a bullet quite as well as a Queenslander! smile.gif


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