Shortly some South Australians will be camped close to the Dandenong,
‘Cause they were attending Liber Vee,
And they wailed because Stu was no longer leading them astray,
You'll stay at Waltzing Matilda near me.

Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda,
You'll stay at Waltzing Matilda near me,
And they wailed because Stu was no longer leading them astray,
You'll stay at Waltzing Matilda near me.

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Finally Ghetti was actually allowed by his wife to play at Forty-Kay,
Up he jumped and proclaimed “Hey it’s all about me!”,
But he forgot – nay ignored - that he was last years personality,
He’s sure to bore us all at the Waltzing Matilda you’ll see.

Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda,
You'll stay at Waltzing Matilda with me,
But Ghetti forgot – nay ignored - that he was last years personality,
He’s sure to bore us all at the Waltzing Matilda you’ll see.

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Some skinhead couldn’t come, off to the States to see Mariah Carey,
All Liber winners dropped out from Liber One Two Three
Must be scared that they can’t keep performing consistently,
They’re obviously scared at their lack of capability.

Waltzing Matilda Waltzing Matilda
No winners are attending from Liber One Two or Three,
Must be scared that they can’t keep performing consistently,
They’re obviously scared at their lack of capability.

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Up jumped young Brodie, defending the Aussie’s chance at BotD
“I’ve got experience beating one kiwi!”,
But he forgets that now he’s playing with the big boys - not Parachute Instructors…
It’ll be interesting to see if he can make it for LA-V.

Waltzing Matilda Waltzing Matilda
“I’ve got experience beating one kiwi!”,
But now Brodie is playing with the big boys - not Parachute Instructors…
It’ll be interesting to see if he can make it for LA-V.

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You slay me.


Also....I dodged the bullet...winner.

Thanks Hagen, lols all around.

WELL DONE LOL's

that was quite funny, your mum must be very proud

Umm... we're just getting started aren't we?

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Leagh Trysoldiers wore his hair, upon his head like a peac0ck,
Samdamanda pranced around him, filled with glee,
Kargan Daemonclaw decried that this behaviour was stupidity,
Leagh needs to take dolls a lot more seriously.

Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda,
Leah spends his entire life behaving twee,
Kargan Daemonclaw decried that this behaviour was stupidity,
Leagh needs to take dolls a lot more seriously.

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Hagen you are really picking on easy targets!!

As someone wise once said to me...

"The weak must be punished"



Cheers
Hagen

Thanks, yes she is (and always has been)

But don't you think their weakness is already a punishment, I mean take Leigh's/Lee's/Leagh's.... case (I know he is the fruit of your loin ref other thread), the poor fella hasn't got much going for him!

C'mon... his smile is kinda cute. BMJ has said so anyway.

Nothing regarding the cripple?

By popular (well, singular) request...

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Noteriety was his long ago when he had two young dicing ladies,
And claiming he couldn't paint because of some cycling injury,
Shunned by all, because of his half-mongrel Australian nationality,
Wonder if crips are allowed at Waltzing Matilda this year?

Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda,
Claiming he couldn't paint because of some some cycling injury,
Shunned by all, because of his half-mongrel Australian nationality,
Crips probably shouldn't be allowed at Waltzing Matilda this year.

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C'mon everybody, sing along now!

I would have thought that this was the national song and it's even easier to parody.

There's an old Australian Tournament Organiser lying, dying
He gets himself up onto one elbow and 'e turns to his mates
Who are all gathered around and 'e says:

Watch me Wargamers feed, mate
Watch me Wargamers feed,
They're a dangerous breed, mate
So watch me Wargamers feed
Altogether now!

Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down

I am assuming that kangaroo is a euphemism for something else really dodgy, I’m not sure what so am open to suggestions.


Keep me ####atoo cool, Curl
Keep me ####atoo cool
Ah, don't go acting the fool, Curl
Just keep me ####atoo cool
Altogether now!

This verse must be about Badfang and doesn’t even need altering.

'N' take me koala back, Jack
Take me koala back
He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac
So take me koala back
Altogether now!

If Koala is replaced with New Zealanders that is almost perfect.

Tie me kangaroo down, sport ....

Let me abos go loose, Lew
Let me abos go loose
They're of no further use, Lew
So let me abos go loose
Altogether now!

This verse is regarded as rather controversial but If this is the wargamers version then Abos is obviously Australian for Abdominal muscles. Something that happens to most wargamers.

So you would then get.

I’ve let me abbs go all loose, Lew
I’ve let me abbs go loose
They're of no further use, Lew
So I’ve let me abbs go loose
Altogether now!

But, seriously, it's still all about me, isn't it?

Sorry... you are?

hagen - that joke is not getting old at all in my eyes. makes me lol every time

NP

I feel the love mate. I havn't posted in this forum for a couple of months and I'm *still* at the centre of your thoughts

Unfortunately I havn't painted anything in quite a while. Too busy cramming uni assignments around hours of WoW. Don't be surprised if you recognise the army accross the table from you from a previous Liber

Brodie, I am waiting with bated breath to be the sacrifice to Australia at the BotD this year... just like olde times (well, for you, the last time you played at Liber and at BotD).

Don't act like you drew the short straw hagen

Well... y'know... to be honest....

...I was looking forward to playing an Australian luminary... rather than the 3rd place getter at the 2006 Australasian Wargaming "Enfant Terriblé" championship.

But I'm sure the two years in Canberra will have schooled you well... I await my learnings...



Cheers
Hagen

Your confidence is sadly misplaced my friend. Canberra is pretty much the black hole of the Australasian gaming world. Only a couple of good events every year and I can't even go to Cancon because of work.

How many real 'luminaries' are there here anyway. Don't the kiwis usually win all our tournaments?

Besides, you talk about me enough that I'd rather thought I'd assumed some sort of celebrity mantle while I was away. "infamous" still contains the word "famous" after all

Brodie... I think you got "celebrity" mixed up with "silly-billy"... I know they sound the same but they are spelt quite differently

No wonder I failed my speeelingz teest.

Spelling tests don't usually involve a full body cavity search Leigh. I suspect that was some other kind of test.

No emoticon for "shudder"


Michael