Against all odds, Scott Hill won the Alkemy tournament at Unicon on the weekend.


Results below.


1st- Scott Hill (Jade Triad) WAU- Chaplain_Fortis
2nd- Leigh Avery (Jade Triad) WAU- cmdr_roy
3rd- Lee Hardham (Aurlok Nation)
4th- Marcus Anderson (Khaliman Republic) WAU- hellboy42
5th- Rohan Dowd (Khaliman Republic) WAU- fizgig
6th- Ben Leong (Aurlok Nation) WAU- morsla
7th- Tony Perkins (Jade Triad) WAU- Diesel



Congrats to WSWA for filling up the bottom placed positions, and letting Chaplain "Tactical Genius" Fortis take home the victory.

Scott 'AP spam' Hill is the correct response.
Loved the blu-takked models.

Awww...c'mon now, isn't that us in the silver medal position? (aka 1st loser)

Seriously, WTF is up with Scott lately? He's usually a tactical freakin' spastic like.

....and another thing....WTF is a "Alkemy"? Play a real game dammit.

Wow...just wow.

Not to take away from Scotts win or anything....BUT SERIOUSLY.


Who lets Scott beat them, ever. There is literally not enough shame in the universe to place upon the people who were beaten by Scott...

I would literally have to travel to the seventh circle of hell (the shame circle) and import shame back to the material plane just to apply the appropriate amount of shame to everyone on that list (except Scott...nobody can blame him for what he is, its genetics we blame.)







SHAME!

STOP SPAMMING OUR FORUMS!!

This should have been in the appropriate section (GENERAL DISCUSSIONS )

His sister's pretty hot though..

Well yeah, but apparantly thats only because a gumby ranked 2nd in score .

Go, scott hill, BEST ALKEMY PLAYER IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE.

AP Spam, roy? From what I can gather, he had 21 AP and you had 20 AP... 1/20th difference?

I think its pretty much only relevant to you guys TBH, your the ones letting the balance of the universe get out of hand by allowing this

Watch out matty, your next!

I got that wrong on sunday. Ben was the other non-WSWA player in 6th.

For what??

Nwerd rage if you post moar Apoc details in their forum obviously,

Either that or Sammy is calling you out on Scott's behalf like.

Nwerd?

Oh drats... Lost a lot of tease-potential there

Watch out for scott, he may well end your 40k winning streak. First alkemy then 40k, soon the world!

But will he ever win at the internets ?

No one wins at internets roy, you just do a little better each time

Over the last couple of days, I would like to say Phil has done pretty well at winning the internets.

I hereby award you 1/8th internets for being a sick c***

WSWA, im sorry but im fining you 1/10th internets for letting scott win. now hes president of mwm and its all your fault

Yeah, he is on a power trip after winning Alkemy, which allowed him the confidence to go for prez!

WSWA, THIS RESPONSIBILITY FALLS ON YOUR SHOULDERS, IT IS YOUR BURDEN TO BEAR

Does it help that roy and I were bagging out on Scott's AP spam for at least 2 hours? Honest.

Theres gotta be a disclaimer in the small print...is Alkemy even played at the club? WTF is it?

Not ours. But seeing as 6 of the 8 people playing were from WSWA, that would be a yes!

I feel its time that you just accepted that by losing this small tournament, based upon an obscure games system, that your club does indeed have aids.