Just as the title says. How big are malifaux miniatures? The size of the bases and the height of the model?

They are 30mm scale like Privateer Press Warmachine/Hordes. Average human sized models come on 30mm bases and go from there. The larger stuff is on 40mm or 50mm bases.

Works out taller and more slender than GW stuff.

30mm, huh? I read online that they were 30cm.

But it was, indeed, as fishy as it smelled.

Get ye to the forum

The miniatures forums is chockers with pics and questions answered.

Check people's ranks, a lot of the actual designers and painters post:
Including bloody Eric fricking Jones who is a painting God.

Wombats? Do you need some time alone with some hand cream and tissues?????

I used to.

And now that I'm trying to paint like that its becoming more of a rabid, all-consuming jealous rage.

You know he hasn't painted in two years?

Talented bastard.

I'd like to shake his hand then kick him in the nuts

I Lol'd.

From the looks of those minis that you linked to, he's using what, three colours?

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Chaos Black, Skull White and Enchanted Blue.

That sort of thing is what gets First Degree Murder dropped down to Manslaughter, you know.

"But your honour! He paints with a limited pallete!"
"Well, why didn't you say? I find the accused completely justified!"

What is this thread even about?
We should hire ourselves out as professional thread de-railers.

man, that train derailed so hard the text ended up backwards!